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Mar
MARCH 7TH-12TH 2017: BALI HOLIDAYS DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.
AFTER TOURING WITH PEKING DUK FOR A MONTH I NEEDED A DETOX RETREAT TO THE HUMID ISLAND OF BALI 6 HOURS FLIGHT FROM SYDNEY. IT’S ALWAYS A SHORTS DAY IN INDONESIA WHICH IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH ME. THE DOGS ARE RABID, THE SAND IS BLACK, THE WATER IS WARM AND THE STREETS ARE POLLUTED, JUST WHAT I NEED.
FUN FACT: THE MONKEYS STOLE CLAIRE’S PRESCRIPTION SPECS STR8 OFF HER HEAD, MONKEYS ARE CUNTS.
ECHO BEACH, ULUWATU, SEMINYAK, UBUD, BALI ZOO, DREAMLAND BEACH, PANDAWA BEACH.