MARCH 7TH-12TH 2017: BALI HOLIDAYS DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.

AFTER TOURING WITH PEKING DUK FOR A MONTH I NEEDED A DETOX RETREAT TO THE HUMID ISLAND OF BALI 6 HOURS FLIGHT FROM SYDNEY. IT’S ALWAYS A SHORTS DAY IN INDONESIA WHICH IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH ME. THE DOGS ARE RABID, THE SAND IS BLACK, THE WATER IS WARM AND THE STREETS ARE POLLUTED, JUST WHAT I NEED.

FUN FACT: THE MONKEYS STOLE CLAIRE’S PRESCRIPTION SPECS STR8 OFF HER HEAD, MONKEYS ARE CUNTS.

ECHO BEACH, ULUWATU, SEMINYAK, UBUD, BALI ZOO, DREAMLAND BEACH, PANDAWA BEACH.